Friends, it must be some kind of joke or something. I just read that Santos signed SERGIO, the classic Palmeiras goalkeeper from the 90s! Yes, 90s! I did not even remember this guy still existed. Apparently he was playing on showboll (a soccer veterans championship). This was probably Luxa's idea. He is starting to remind me why I got pissed off at him so many times in the past. You can read about the case in Portuguese here.